A Long Piece of Fiction
Chapter 1: The Three Inebriates
The fire was dying down by the time the three men had decided that the piece of parchment they had found was in fact a treasure map. It had only taken them three pints of onion wine each to reach this conclusion and they were all proud of that fact. Marg, the tallest of the three men, looked around their campsite cautiously before letting out a large belch. "I say we follow it tomorrow. Until then, I should be the one to hold on to it," Marg proclaimed waving his hand in the air as if he was punctuating what he was saying, however he just looked as if he was trying to seduce the other two men.
